Happy Birthday Dean Martin!

I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day.

Sinatra raucht nur nach dem Essen. Ich rauche während des Essens.

It was a woman who drove me to drink, come to think of it I never did hang around to thank her for that.

Du bist nicht betrunken, wenn du am Boden liegen kannst, ohne dich festzuhalten.

You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.

Hey lady! do I look all blurry to you? 'Cause you look blurry to me!

I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up.

Milton Berle is an inspiration to every young person that wants to get into show business. Hard work, perseverance, and discipline: all the things you need...when you have no talent.

If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt.

When Jerry Lewis and I were big, we used to go to parties, and everybody thought I was big-headed and stuck up, and I wasn't. It was because I didn't know how to speak good English, so I used to keep my mouth shut.

There's a statue of Jimmy Stewart in the Hollywood Wax Museum, and the statue talks better than he does.

Sorry, Buddy. We've already got three.

I've got seven kids. The three words you hear most around my house are 'hello', 'goodbye', and 'I'm pregnant'.

Routine plays that we have been making, we just didn't make them.

I'd hate to be a teetotaler. Imagine getting up in the morning and knowing that's as good as you're going to feel all day.

We try to find chemistry; we don't do a lot of situational baseball.

Motivation is a lotta crap.

I can`t stand an actor or actress who tells me acting is hard work. It`s easy work. Anyone who says it isn`t never had to stand on his feet all day dealing blackjack. 

I drink because my body craves, needs alcohol. I don`t drink, my body`s a drunk. 

If people want to think I get drunk and stay out all night, let `em. That`s how I got here, you know. 

I do hope you got a kick out of all those quotes from Dean Martin. I really had fun finding all of them. Some of those I had never seen before. This was a pleasure for me to put this post together. Let me know what you think. Thanks. Cheers!