Happy Birthday Cher!

Nothing lifts me out of a bad mood better than a hard workout on my treadmill. It never fails. Exercise is nothing short of a miracle.

Ein Mädchen kann warten, bis der Richtige kommt. Aber bis dahin kann sie eine wundervolle Zeit mit dem Falschen haben.

If you really want something you can figure out how to make it happen.

Viele Männer würden zu Hause abhauen, wenn sie wüssten, wie man einen Koffer packt.

I don't know what else I would be if I wasn't me. I am not looking from the outside, looking back. I am who I am.

Ich bin das Mädchen, das seinen guten Ruf verloren und ihn nie vermisst hat.

A girl can wait for the right man to come along but in the meantime that still doesn't mean she can't have a wonderful time with all the wrong ones.

Das Ärgerliche an manchen Frauen ist, dass sie sich wegen nichts aufregen und ihn dann gleich heiraten.

Husbands are like fires - they go out when they're left unattended.

Es ist nicht lustig, für einen Idioten gehalten zu werden.

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great.

Ich gehe lieber mit einem guten Buch als mit einem Mann ins Bett.

Don't take your toys inside just because it's raining.

Im Bett beVorzuge ich junge Männer. Die wissen zwar nicht, was sie tun, aber sie tun es die ganze Nacht. 

Women are the real architects of society.

Men aren't necessities. They're luxuries.

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing - and then marry him.

Yes, it's a man's world, but that's all right because they're making a total mess of it. We're chipping away at their control, taking the parts we want. Some women think it's a difficult task, but it's not.

Hate crimes are the scariest thing in the world because these people really believe what they're doing is right.

I'm scared to death of being poor. It's like a fat girl who loses 500 pounds but is always fat inside. I grew up poor and will always feel poor inside. It's my pet paranoia.

I can trust my friends These people force me to examine myself, encourage me to grow.

I don't need a man. But I'm happier with one. I like to have someone I can touch and squeeze and kiss. But I don't fold up and die if I don't have a man around.

I only answer to two people, myself and God.

People are negative no matter what you do.

Men should be like Kleenex, soft, strong and disposable.

If you're black in this country, if you're a woman in this country, if you are any minority in this country at all, what could possibly possess you to vote Republican?

I think that the longer I look good, the better gay men feel.

I remember a great America where we made everything. There was a time when the only thing you got from Japan was a really bad cheap transistor radio that some aunt gave you for Christmas.

I've always taken risks, and never worried what the world might really think of me.

Some years I'm the coolest thing that ever happened, and then the next year everyone's so over me, and I'm just so past my sell date.

Words are like weapons; they wound sometimes.

I'm amusing and crazy on Twitter. I talk about important things, stupid things.