I like my life alone. I mean, I love being with friends, and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.
Some people say my humor focuses too much on stereotypes. It doesn't. It focuses on facts.
I don't set out to offend or shock, but I also don't do anything to avoid it.
I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core.
You want to make people laugh and by virtue of that please them, but when you're instructed to make people laugh and please them, you're too resentful to do it.
I mean, I love being with friends and I love kissing and loving someone to pieces. But it's hard to find someone who doesn't ultimately start judging you and your choices.
It shows the truth - that the real meaning of a word is only as powerful or harmless as the emotion behind it.
They've got great parents; I'm just trying to be the fun uncle.
Relations between black and white would be greatly improved if we were more accepting of our fears and our feelings and more vocal about it.
Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine.
When I came out to L. A., I got a part in an episode of 'Star Trek: Voyager,' and I hired an acting coach.
If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny.
Everyone self-Googles. And, I have, of course, the Google alert.
I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.
I love making videos on my couch. You can put those on the Internet fast. I can express myself.
I think I've been called edgy - but in all honesty, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot. Unless you're just listening to buzz words and not taking into account the context of the situation, you see I'm always the ignoramus.
It fills me with a weird rage to wear shoes that make me not able to walk easily or run if I had to. It feeds into this whole 'war on women' thing in my head.
Men like to squash you. I just want someone who's happy with himself, happy with his life. He doesn't have to squash mine.
When I came out to L. A., I got a part in an episode of 'Star Trek: Voyager,' and I hired an acting coach.
If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny.
Everyone self-Googles. And, I have, of course, the Google alert.
I looked up and saw the shape of a heart made by the silhouette of Ben Affleck and Matt Damon kissing.
I love making videos on my couch. You can put those on the Internet fast. I can express myself.
I think I've been called edgy - but in all honesty, there is a safety in what I do because I'm always the idiot. Unless you're just listening to buzz words and not taking into account the context of the situation, you see I'm always the ignoramus.
It fills me with a weird rage to wear shoes that make me not able to walk easily or run if I had to. It feeds into this whole 'war on women' thing in my head.
I can't believe how much time has passed. The first time I did stand-up I was 17, and I was really a stand-up once I was 19 in New York, and now I'm 41, and I still feel like I haven't found myself onstage.
I definitely think that prescription drugs, like antidepressants, are prescribed so cavalierly, anyone can get anything, but I need it. I do think that it needs to work hand and hand with therapy.
I tend to be more arrogant on stage. Far more ignorant. I sometimes say what I think and sometimes say the opposite of what I think and the lines get blurred, but I can only hope that some kind of absolute power transcends.
In terms of television and movies, I've been really interested in seeing the partnership of comedy and beauty and heart. I think they can go together really well and really thoughtfully. But, I'm a total one-hour drama addict. I think when you're a comedian, you tend towards dramas because that's the less stressful thing to watch.
I think maybe I became funny because as a kid, I was a Jew in a town of no Jews, and being funny just instinctively came about as a way to put people at ease around me.
Well, I'm not afraid to say something if I think it's funny, even if it's harsh or racist.
Smells definitely do have a crazy impact on me.
I like my life alone.
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