Happy Birthday Charlie Sheen!

I'm different. I have a different constitution, I have a different brain, I have a different heart. I got tiger blood, man. Dying's for fools, dying's for amateurs.

Mein Gehirn feuert in einer Art die nicht irdisch ist.

Boom, crush. Night, losers. Winning, duh.

Niederlage ist keine Option. CBS sucht den Kampf gegen einen Zauberer.

Uncertainty is a sign of humility, and humility is just the ability or the willingness to learn.

Ich kenne eine Geschwindigkeit, einen Gang … los!

I don't have time for their judgement and their stupidity and you know they lay down with their ugly wives in front of their ugly children and look at their loser lives and then they look at me and they say, 'I can't process it' well, no, you never will stop trying, just sit back and enjoy the show. You know?

Alle werden sagen: Sei nichts besonderes, sei einer von uns! NEWSFLASH: Ich bin besonders und ich werde niemals einer von euch sein.

As kids we're not taught how to deal with success; we're taught how to deal with failure. If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. If at first you succeed, then what?

Ich enthüllte ihnen die Magie. Ich zeigte ihnen etwas was sie niemals wieder in ihren langweiligen Leben sehen werden … damit werden sie bis zum Ende ihres Lebens leben.

I'm 0 for 3 with marriage - the scoreboard doesn't lie, never has. So what we all have is a marriage of the heart. To sully or contaminate or radically disrespect this union with a shameful contract is something that I will leave to the amateurs and the Bible grippers.

What they're not ready for is guys like you and I and Nails and all the other gnarly gnarlingtons in my life, that we are high priests, Vatican assassin warlocks. Boom. Print that, people. See where that goes.

I have a different constitution. I have a different brain; I have a different heart; I got tiger blood, man.

I have defeated this earthworm with my words. Imagine what I would have done with my fire breathing fists.

I'm sorry, man, but I've got magic. I've got poetry in my fingertips. Most of the time - and this includes naps - I'm an F-18, bro. And I will destroy you in the air. I will deploy my ordinance to the ground.

I think my passion is misinterpreted as anger sometimes. And I don't think people are ready for the message that I'm delivering, and delivering with a sense of violent love.

I have one speed, I have one gear: go!

That we are to stand by the President right or wrong is not only unpatriotic and servile, but is morally treasonable to the American public.

There was a reason my first substantial role after rehab was to play a maniac whose personal story ended badly. I knew what it was like to go those dark places. I played a guy who died as a result of his abuse.

I am on a drug. It's called Charlie Sheen.

Life all comes down to a few moments. This is one of them.

The only thing I'm addicted to is winning. This bootleg cult, arrogantly referred to as Alcoholics Anonymous, reports a 5 percent success rate. My success rate is 100 percent.

When friends asked me, Can we help? I'd say, Not unless you can alter time, speed up the harvest or teleport me off this rock. I used that line from Star Wars.

You have the right to kill me, but you don't have the right to judge me. That's life. There's nobility in that. There's focus. It's genuine. It's crystal and it's pure and it's available to everybody, so just shut your traps and put down your McDonalds, your vaccines, your Us Weekly, your TMZ and the rest of it.

It's not an act. I love it. It's totally original. People go, 'What's going on with this guy? Why does he sound so weird? What is going on in his brain. I don't know. Just one day I suddenly woke up with a new brain.

You either love or you hate. You live in the middle, you get nothing.

For now, I'm just going to hang out with these two smoking hotties and fly privately around the world. It might be lonely up here, but I sure like the view.

Duh! So, we're asking you now, what are some of your favorite lines that this warlock brain produced?

I just don't want to live like I used to. And at some point, I'm going to put a gag order on myself in terms of talking about the past. I've got to slam the door and deal with the present and the future.

We're going to shoot one Polaroid per show. I'm going to sign this before it even develops because I know that once it develops with my signature on it, it's worth a fortune. I'll make this a work of magic warlock art.