Happy Birthday Sir Sean Connery!

I don't think I'll ever act again. I have so many wonderful memories, but those days are over.

Alle Männer sind eitel - vor allem jene, die es nicht zugeben.

I have always hated that damn James Bond. I'd like to kill him.

Die meisten Menschen denken hauptsächlich über das nach, was die anderen Menschen über sie denken.

I'm swimming every day and I'm even trying to get the golf swing working again - but that might take a little bit longer.

Im Leben muß man meistens zwischen seinem guten Ruf und seinem Vergnügen wählen.

It would almost need a Mafia-like offer I couldn't refuse to do another movie.

Frauen müssen ab und zu eins auf den Hintern bekommen. Manchen gefällt's.

You know, the Oscar I was awarded for The Untouchables is a wonderful thing, but I can honestly say that I'd rather have won the U.S. Open Golf Tournament.

Ich bin Schauspieler. Das ist keine Gehirnchirurgie. Wenn ich meine Sache ordentlich mache, dann werden die Leute schon nicht ihr Geld zurückverlangen.

There's always a new challenge to keep you motivated.

Ich gebe zu, dass ich gut bezahlt werde, aber es ist nicht mehr, als mir zusteht. Schließlich bin ich öfter gefickt worden als eine Nutte.

I've always been hopeful about Scotland's prospects. And I now believe more than ever that Scotland is within touching distance of achieving independence and equality.

Alte Männer, die jungen Mädchen hinterherjagen, tun mir leid.

Laughter kills fear, and without fear there can be no faith. For without fear of the devil there is no need for God.

Manche Leute altern, andere reifen.

I don't understand if you get caught in a fight, but take it out on a room, how that implies some psychiatric disorder.

Zu den Vorteilen des fortgeschrittenen Alters gehört offenbar, daß ich im Kino wie auch privat als eine Art Weiser betrachtet werde.

I admit I'm being paid well, but it's no more than I deserve. After all, I've been screwed more times than a hooker.

I don't think there is anything particularly wrong in hitting a woman, though I don't recommend you do it the same way that you hit a man.

I like women. I don't understand them, but I like them.

Some age, others mature.

I left Scotland when I was 16 because I had no qualifications for anything but the Navy, having left school at 13.

I met my wife through playing golf. She is French and couldn't speak English and I couldn't speak French, so there was little chance of us getting involved in any boring conversations - that's why we got married really quickly.

There's something fundamentally wrong with a system where there's been 17 years of a Tory Government and the people of Scotland have voted Socialist for 17 years. That hardly seems democratic.

There's one major difference between James Bond and me. He is able to sort out problems!

If anything could have pulled me out of retirement, it would have been an Indiana Jones film.

Love may not make the world go round, but I must admit that it makes the ride worthwhile.

The Irish seem to have more fire about them than the Scots.

I'm fed up with the idiots... the ever-widening gap between people who know how to make movies and the people who green-light the movies.

I haven't found anywhere in the world where I want to be all the time. The best of my life is the moving. I look forward to going.

I am not an Englishman, I was never an Englishman, and I don't ever want to be one. I am a Scotsman! I was a Scotsman and I will always be one.

There is nothing like a challenge to bring out the best in man.

There are women who take it to the wire. That's what they are looking for, the ultimate confrontation. They want a smack.