Happy Birthday Chico Marx!

Come get your ice-cream! Come get your tootsie-frootsie ice cream!

Chico: "Here's the book, it's a dollar"
Groucho: "Here's a ten, and shoot the change."
Chico: "I don't have change I'd have to give you nine more books"

You can't a fool a me there ain't no sanity clause.

Hundred aces huh?...Two hundred... thats even better.

I got his tie what did you get...the birth mark thats great.

Tree?  That's a spinage.

Sure we shadowed him:
Tuesday we sit outside his house all day, but he no home.
Wednesday we went to the ball game, he fool us and no show up.
Thrusday he go to the ball game, but we fool him and we no show up.
Friday it was a double header, nobody show up, so we stay home and listened to it on the radio.

Who are you going to believe, me or your own eyes?

Mint?  I don't like mint.  What other flavors you got?

I would like the west better if it was in the east.

They say the gold is laying all over the tracks eh Rusty all over the tracks.

Thats no way to go into a speakeasy thats the way to go out.

You pay us a little we be a little Tough...
You pay us alot we be alot Tough...

Alright! Why a duck? Why that...why a duck? Why a no chicken?

Hello? Room Service. Bring up enough ice to cool a warm body.

I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth.

Mustard's no good without roast beef.