Happy Birthday Kirstie Alley!

When push comes to shove, it ain't the science that's going to lift you up - it's the belief, the spiritual side of life, that's going to lift you up, no matter what religion you are.

You'll never be disappointed if you always keep an eye on uncharted territory, where you'll be challenged and growing and having fun.

I sort of feel sorry for the next man who gets me. I may just kill him with passion. He'd better be strong and have a good heart!

I don't believe you have to have eating disorders and mental illness to screw up.

I binge when I'm happy. When everything is going really well, every day is like I'm at a birthday party.

I don't like psychiatry. I don't believe it works. I believe psychiatrists are neurotic or psychotic, for the most part.

There's a lot more to life than how fat or thin you are.

When I see someone who is starved, they don't look alert. They don't have boundless energy. If you're too skinny, it looks like you're near death.

It's amazing how coke encompasses everything in your life. Addicts cannot confront life because they only think of their next hit. I ruined life for my parents, my sister and all my friends.

Look for someone who has a complete life without you in it. If you have a person you don't need for anything, that's ideal. You're just together because you really want to be.

My food demons are Chinese food, sugar, butter.

It was the greatest thing in the world getting fat. Every meal out was an event. Or we'd go to Italy and we'd have pasta, truffles, and dessert and then plan the next incredible meal. It was a happy-go-lucky time. I never had so much fun.

Usually, about 85 percent of what the tabloids report is a lie. Over the last year, I can truly say it has been 99 percent.

There's always somebody older, richer, more desperate than you.

I have photographs taken of me at the time I was addicted, and thought I looked good. I see them today and realize my eyes were dead.

I couldn't care less about sex unless I meet someone who I think is wonderful.

I never did go back to acting class. I was too busy working.

I probably spend more time with my kids than the average stay-at-home mother.

I was born to do sitcoms, where you get an immediate response from the audience.

Indians have a big problem with alcohol and drugs. I grew up with an admiration for their culture and was sensitive to their problems.

I believe that behind both the person who weighs 400 pounds and the one who weighs 85 there is a lot of baggage, and it has nothing to do with their bodies.

I love marriage. I failed at marriage, but I'd rather go into anything with gusto and fail than go into it half-assed.

I've been irresponsible many, many, many times and that has resulted in my being fat.

No matter what parents do, kids retain their uniqueness.

I'm happy when I'm juggling, but I feel like I've gone from, like, 3 balls to 10 bowling balls. But, that's a good problem. I don't really have a complaint about that.

Live long and prosper!